Beyonce … Jeremy Renner is not here to make sure women get paid … mysterious double homicide in Miami … 47 Star Wars tattoos … reporter burned in car fire she started … sword attack in Swedish school … recent college grads might not be able to retire until 75 … dead man’s body propped up to play dominoes in the bar where he was shot … man helps lost bear cub … Yelp is not suing South Park … the fossil of a pig-snouted turtle has been discovered … it’s not easy growing a 2,000 pound pumpkin …
The New York Mets beat the Chicago Cubs, 8-3, to complete an NLCS sweep and advance to the World Series. Daniel Murphy homered for the 6th straight game. [ESPN]
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are no longer divorcing. Glad these awful people get another season out of this. [US]
If you’re a longtime listener of Bill Simmons’ podcast, you’ll know one of the people who ESPN let go yesterday. [Gus Ramsey]
Carey Price’s wife sounds off on the media that ruined their pregnancy announcement. [ByAngelaPrice]
Alex Ovechkin skated in the Flyers’ zone during warmups, annoyed Philly announcers. [WaPo]
Oregon State could have a long time until they’re good again. [Statesman Journal]
The Minnesota Vikings eat donuts. [MMQB]
Former Alabama RB Altee Tenpenny was erratic days before his death. [AL]
Weber State coach Jay Hill urges Michigan’s Blake O’Neill to move on and keep punting. [FOX Sports]
Alex Morgan has been traded to Orlando. [SI]
Aussie Rules star takes video of himself snorting a white substance. [A Current Affair]
High school linebacker commits to USC. Decommits later the same day. [Scout]
Nick Kyrgios on detention from his high school’s hall of fame. [Guardian]
Michigan punter talks about the final play with his Australian accent. How could you be mad at him?
Billy on the Street plays a game called Bob Dylan or Anal Sex.
A rap about College GameDay coming to JMU.
Finally, Jimmy Kimmel got Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd and Huey Lewis and a DeLorean together on “Future Day.”