Penelope Cruz … 450 illegal tamales seized and destroyed at LAX … 59-year old sentenced for “unwanted wooing” … Jesse Eisenberg wrote an honest film review … I too have fallen for Shark Tank … an interesting chat with the CEO of Tinder … updates from the aftermath of the Paris attacks … riding a “hoverboard” in NYC is illegal … rare images from North Korea … 19 cops showed up to this woman’s apartment because a neighbor didn’t recognize her and reported a burglary … weird/funny Tinder profiles depending on your outlook on life … crazy rainbow art made from 60 miles of thread … finally, another Star Wars trailer …
Doug Flutie lost both his parents on Wednesday within an hour of each other. They had been married for 56 years. [WCVB]
University of North Dakota’s new nickname is the “Fighting Hawks.” [Star Tribune]
Schuye LaRue went from the best freshman women’s basketball player in America to homeless. [Washington Post]
Reports of sexual assault at the home of Nebraska football players. [Journal Star]
Whitlock on Cam Newton. (Everybody knows Big Sexy likes to dance.) [J.School]
Andy Dalton regrets reacting to that Red Ryder BB gun quip. [NESN]
Arkansas sports anchor pretty upset about Malik Monk picking Kentucky. [Kentucky Sports Radio]
Michael Phelps fiancee is pregnant. [Busted Coverage]
Tacko Fall and Mamadou N’Diaye matched up last night. They are a combined 15-feet tall. Literally. And I’m using that word correctly. [SLAM]
I had no idea that Mauro Ranallo, the voice of Showtime boxing, suffers from bipolar disorder. [Sherdog]
It’s a crucial time for Charlie Strong at Texas. [Scout]
Did you know the Culinary Institute had a basketball team? [New York Times]
Paul Finebaum. Dancing. Kinda.
Zoolander 2 has an official trailer. I am not ashamed to say it made me happy and I can’t wait to see this movie.
Vince Howard from Friday Night Lights would have went to Michigan State.
I hadn’t seen this – Jutise Winslow spends about an hour showing people all the Nike gear Duke players got last season. More than you’ll buy in a decade.