Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher’s signature bald look is a thing of the past. And to say it looks weird to see him with hair would be an understatement. For Chicagoans it’s akin to seeing Michael Jordan in skinny jeans or 1997 Sammy Sosa looking like 2015 Sammy Sosa.
Urlacher debuted his new ‘do on WGN this morning and had nothing but good things to say about the “procedure” that yielded the seedlings. He also told interviewer-to-the-stars Pat Tomasulo he’d been wearing a hat everywhere he went for a year while cultivating the lettuce.
There are going to be lots of shell-shocked people wandering the Loop today. Nothing could have ever prepared them for a world where Urlacher has hair.
Perhaps the biggest benefit for Urlacher is that he can now play Kevin James’ twin in a yet-to-be-written comedic masterpiece.