Tom Brady Has Never Tried Coffee
By Kyle Koster
Tom Brady has a rather strict diet. It includes no dairy, white sugar, white flour, tomatoes, peppers or fungus. His regimen has helped transform his body from this lumpy thing to the chiseled Super Bowl-winning form he sports today.
That’s all well and good. But such attention to detail means he’s missed out on some basic human experiences, like ingesting caffeine.
“I never had any coffee or anything like that,” the New England Patriots quarterback told Dennis and Callahan on Monday. “I just never tried it.”
This interview took place at 7 a.m. Operating at that hour without the aid of a bean-based stimulant seems an impossible task. Then again, not everyone has an all-knowing guru like Brady.
So, yeah, chalk up another mark in the “Tom Brady is a Robot” column. That conspiracy is getting harder and harder to deny.