Roundup: Kim Kardashian Took Another Naked Selfie; Bear Wrestling in Alabama

Chloe Grace Moretz, who roasted Kim Kardashian on twitter … Michael Bloomberg has decided not to run for President … “Naked dancing woman on top of big rig ties up 290 traffic in Houston” … hey sedentary folks, start jumping rope … “Chinese woman trapped for a month in an elevator starves to death” … woman injured in the Boston Marathon bombing dies in a car accident in Dubai … what is the point of moral outrage? … “How would a Donald Trump presidency affect the stock market?” … and because we need more Trump on Super Tuesday 2: Remember when Spy Magazine used to beat him up? … “‘What Happened When I Responded to an Online Hater Who Criticized Me for Having Natural Hair’” … this woman escaped from police while driving a ‘Mystery Machine’ straight out of Scooby Doo … “Use of ‘pussy’ and ‘batshit’ OK under certain circumstances” … is bear wrestling in Alabama happening again? … “Law Graduate Gets Her Day in Court, Suing Law School” … cool photo essay on the “world’s most extreme dog sled patrol” …

“I was just protecting my son” says the dad who blocked this bat from hitting his kid in the face. [Tribune Live]

The Warriors are in the heads of Mark Cuban, LeBron and Kevin Durant. Also, interviews with Josh Elliott, Ian Rapoport and Chris Haynes. [Full 3-hour show; 30-Minute Best of Podcast]

Warriors 119, Magic 113. Golden State got 41 points from Stephen Curry. [SF Gate]

Bo Ryan wins: Greg Gard a contract offer to stay on as coach of the Badgers basketball team. [Journal-Sentinel]

Porsche and Tag Heuer have also dropped Maria Sharapova following her positive drug test. [Telegraph]

If you are a cheapskate, or thinking about becoming one, you’ll absolutely love this story. [New Yorker]

Terribly sad story of a high school student who “inhaled white powder” and died. [WJLA]

Lovie Smith’s new deal at Illinois: 6-years, $21 million. [Sun-Times]

What’s wrong with Draymond Green lately? His scoring is way, way down. [From the Parking Lot]

Is it weird that MLB fans are still obsessed with Babe Ruth, who played over 80 years ago, but NFL and NBA fans are not obsessed with anyone who played even 40 years ago? [NYDN]

Female sports reporters talk Erin Andrews and safety. [SI.com]

Crowd Curry 28-feet from the hoop, and it still doesn’t matter. Great defense. Better shot.

Give your point guard a high five, will you Stan?

This parachute saved a plane in Long Island. I didn’t know a plane had a parachute.

More desperate than Monday. Really Kim, give it up.

Miss Moretz: More talented than Kim Kardashian, by far.