Roundup: Fabio Is A U.S. Citizen, Ben Simmons' Sad, Pointless College Career
By Ty Duffy
Fabio is a U.S. Citizen! … Clinton won Missouri, finally … Abraham Lincoln warned us about Trump … Terrible writing advice from famous writers … A new Pee Wee Herman movie debuted at SXSW … What we’ve learned about Pluto … South Africa turning into a mafia state? … Future Bentleys may come with a holograph butler … Renting a friend in Tokyo … Bra with built in knife and pepper spray. Ransomware now impossible to crack … Silicon Valley parents still not vaccinating kids … Sex toys can be hacked … Construction worker died after 53-story fall … Lawmakers grappling with rampant teen sexting … Brotailers …
The Grim Reality of American Politics. [The Atlantic]
Sepp Blatter’s right-hand man under criminal investigation. [Telegraph]
Everyone Loses in Yale’s Mishandling of Sexual Assault Case [Yahoo!]
Kerry Wood, The Cubs, And The Importance of Hope [Vice Sports]
Why Roger Goodell Will Never Be Fired. [The Daily Beast]
A Petition To Make March Madness a National Holiday. [WaPo]
The New NCAA Tournament Courts Are Awesome [Crossing Broad]
The Premier League is a Wealthy Couch Potato [The Guardian]
John Goodman is America’s Greatest Supporting Actor [FiveThirtyEight]
Who Do We Blame For Ben Simmons’ Sad, Pointless College Career? [Slate]
The Best Chips in MLS History
Butler Blue on a Treadmill
" Ok, @NBCSports. You asked for it. #MarchMadness #GoDawgs pic.twitter.com/i0Ee7lcVb9 — Butler Blue III (@ButlerBlue3) March 17, 2016 "
College Educated Trump Supporters Do Exist
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