Jarred Cosart First Miami Marlins Player to Get Warning From Facial Hair Police

Jarred Cosart says #Marlins got on him today for too much stubble. Don said "Make sure I'm not the one telling you to shave" #AreYouSerious
— Casey Stern (@CaseyStern) March 30, 2016

Jarred Cosart is the first Miami Marlins player to be called out by management for not adhering to the team’s stupid no-facial hair rule. This will certainly be the difference between winning the World Series and missing the postseason for the 13th consecutive season.