Roundup: April Fools Day is Awful, Putin's New Girlfriend, Ayesha Curry's Cooking Show

Two HILARIOUS pranksters … American cities overrun with young, rich, college-educated single people … Columnist rips fans for ripping Tad Boyle … Reporter in Trump battery case claims to have been bullied out of her home … Rupert Murdoch’s ex-wife is now with Vladimir Putin … Gotta get my hands on a thermite cannon … Festus Ezeli victimized by early April Fools prank … Egypt Air co-pilot recounts bizarre encounter with wannabe hijacker … Warriors owner supremely confident in his blackjack ability … Noteworthy architect Zaha Hadid dies at 65 … Carmelo Anthony convinced Kurt Rambis to play out the string … Why Stabler and Benson getting together didn’t work for Christopher Merloni … Johnny Manziel hanging with Chris Brown makes sense … Colorado Rockies, out of ideas, raise outfield fences to help pitchers …Something to consider before posting the next dunk video … Ayesha Curry getting a Food Network Show … Say it ain’t so, Bachelor Ben and Lauren B. …

Justin Verlander grooved a pitch to his kid brother so he could hit a home run. [MLive]

To be a fly on the wall at the meeting between Donald Trump and Reince Priebus. [CNN]

Not everyone is giving Nick Young a free pass. [NESN]

Khadeem Lattin’s grandfather played for the 1966 Texas Western team, but there’s more to that story than meets the eye. [Tulsa World]

America’s hottest new game is Relief Pitcher or Guy in a Band. [Big League Stew]

Not entirely sure who will watch Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union flip houses on HGTV, but that’ll soon be an option. [Miami New Times]

April Fools Day is the worst day of the year and I hate it. [No Link]

Let the brilliance of Byron Buxton wash over you.

KYLIE JENNER MADE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR LIP GLOSS

The hoop Buddy Hield learned to shoot on.