Roundup: Captain America is a Double-Agent, Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker vs. Peter Thiel

Eline Powell is Braavos theater troupe Sansa … 6-month old becomes world’s youngest water skier … there was a sinkhole in Florence … actress Beth Howland died … the search for dioxane in Michigan … Turtle Lair available on AirBnB … NYPD dragnet snags kids skipping school to go to the beach … Captain America is actually a member of Hydra … True Detective is probably done … an interview with The Lonely Island … Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are getting divorced … China is developing a “straddle bus” to relieve traffic … 

Paige VanZant finished 2nd on Dancing With the Stars and she’s okay with that apparently. [LA Times]

A Florida judge denied Gawker’s motion for a new Hulk Hogan trial. [WSJ]

Billionaire Peter Thiel is apparently bankrolling the war against Gawker. [New York Times]

Kermit Washington arrested by Homeland Security. [New York Post]

Alexi Lalas enjoys his busy FOX soccer schedule. [Newsday]

The Chicago Cubs have rallied around minor league consultant Mike Roberts after the loss of his wife. [FOX Sports]

An oral history of the 1998 home run chase. [Clickhole]

The 15 worst owners in sports. [Rolling Stone]

This is truly evil: White high school football players charged with rape of disabled teammate. [Washington Post]

A CFL player faked a study on fans and pranked a radio station. [Yahoo! CA]

When you’re wearing a GoPro and somebody tries to fight you during beer league hockey.

Duke walk-on gets scholarship.]

If you love Game of Thrones.

GQ gets 2 Chainz high with very expensive product and bongs and such.

Clever.