Philadelphia Phillies Looking for Fan Who Threw Bud Light Lime Bottle at Ryan Howard

A Philadelphia Phillies fan has disgraced the city and brought all Philadelphia fans into disrepute again, for drinking a Bud Light Lime. Also, for throwing said Bud Light Lime bottle at Ryan Howard during his pinch-hit appearance on Saturday.

According to Philly.com, Howard described it as tasteless (the incident, though he could be also referring to the beer?), and added, “I’ve done too much in this town to have that kind of stuff. If you want to yell out, `You suck,’ that’s whatever. But when you start throwing stuff, that’s when stuff gets personal.”

Here was (NSFW) reaction from Howard shot by another fan as the game ended.

According to multiple Philadelphia reporters, the man in this picture has been identified as the Bud Light Lime thrower. The team is asking for your cooperation in identifying the beer thrower. If you’ve seen Curt Schilling’s second cousin, please contact the team.