Bless His Heart, Steph Curry is Still Trying to Sell You Those Awful Shoes

Stephen Curry is the NBA MVP, but he is also a product pitchman, and in that role he appears to be as optimistic and persistent as he is with his jump shot.

Curry really has no other choice, here. Because the shoes have lambasted worldwide since they were introduced last week, saying nothing in their support would be an implicit criticism of Under Armour, in which Curry has an equity stake in addition to a multi-million-dollar contract that runs through 2024.

So, yeah, Steph is gonna keep slinging these babies, no matter how popular they get with guys who have elastic waistbands in their pleated khaki shorts.