Theo Epstein Is Not Good At Disguises
Theo Epstein can currently bask in the fact that his Chicago Cubs have already clinched the National League Central division and boast the best record in baseball. His rebuild of the franchise has been stunningly successful. So how did he celebrate? By throwing on a really bad disguise and watching a game from the Wrigley Field bleachers on Friday.
Another one from my friend on FB.... Theo Epstein, President of the #Cubs, and just completely awesome. @LenKasper pic.twitter.com/cUw59ijuFF
— Born on Third (@BornOnThirdCubs) September 16, 2016
Another one from my friend.... guys, you guys... #Cubs @LenKasper pic.twitter.com/q2lX3ru9zn
— Born on Third (@BornOnThirdCubs) September 16, 2016
Theo Epstein goes incognito to take in Cubs game in Wrigley Field bleachers https://t.co/1KyjDyxrIN pic.twitter.com/ZUU37V2yRT
— Brian Cassella (@briancassella) September 16, 2016
His cover is blown but Theo Epstein still has his stache on in the Wrigley stands (via @briancassella) pic.twitter.com/TLxSj18CqG
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 16, 2016
Look, Theo, I won’t tell you how to do your job, because you’ve been wildly successful at it, but if you’re going to go undercover, you’re going to need a lot of work. The Sterling Archer mustache needs more added to it. Possibly a full beard or maybe a priest’s frock? How about going full Tom Selleck and throwing on a Tigers hat and a Hawaiian shirt?
Whatever you do, step your game up man!