Do Not Look Directly at the Miami Dolphins' Uniforms
By Kyle Koster
NFL teams are wearing color rush uniforms for Thursday Night Football this season due to a belief fans want to see large men wear clownish garb while playing a violent game. There have been some poor installments (the Ketchup vs. Mustard Bowl last year comes to mind) but the Miami Dolphins may take the prize for most retina-burning with these orange numbers.
A word of warning: do not look directly at them. Use the same caution as when viewing the sun. We may not know the full extent of the damage they’ll do to American eyes until the study is completed in a few years.
Here's your first look at the Dolphins' color rush uniforms. I'll let you be the judge... https://t.co/aqbF4Ldjbr pic.twitter.com/0kqzz2EzXr
— bob holtzman (@Bob_Holtzman) September 29, 2016
How to follow tonight's action:
— Miami Dolphins (@MiamiDolphins) September 29, 2016
?: @NFLNetwork & @CBSMiami
?: @560WQAM & @kiss999
?: https://t.co/Rb3EeZ7I3C pic.twitter.com/ZxvlOTmWaT
A look at the Dolphins' (orange) and Bengals' uniforms for tonight's game. pic.twitter.com/iXqKSnQpHV
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 29, 2016
The Miami Creamsicles ladies and gentlemen pic.twitter.com/BtlrCftR6U
— Alex Marvez (@alexmarvez) September 29, 2016
The Cincinnati Bengals are wearing this, meaning they missed out on a great opportunity to be the Harry Dunne Miami’s Lloyd Christmas.
? #TNF Color Rush ? #MIAvsCIN pic.twitter.com/RehoSO1R7l
— Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) September 29, 2016
Be careful out there, folks. Weeknight football can be hazardous to your health.