Don't Ever Let Darren Rovell Pour You A Beer

Darren Rovell is in Cleveland for Game 2 of the World Series and decided to sample the pour-your-own microbrew section at Progressive Field. Being Rovell, of course he shot video of it. What did we learn? Don’t ever let that man pour you a beer.

" Awesome pour-your-own local craft beer wall by @Draftserv & @FeedYourTribe at Progressive Field pic.twitter.com/M1TGTEkm2L — Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 26, 2016 "

That right there is first-degree beerslaughter. As someone who pulled taps part-time for a while, I’m embarrassed that a fellow American is that bad at pouring a beer.

Also, dude, Darren, it’s 5:15 p.m. ET and you’re going for a porter? It’s a little early to start with something that heavy. Also, never announce to the world that you’re selecting a peanut butter-flavored beer. While that might actually be tasty, you don’t want people thinking you can’t handle a straight IPA and need to go “sweet” with your beer drinking.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed your head, mixed with the tiny bit of actual beer you got from that pour.