Oklahoma RB Joe Mixon Suspended for Allegedly Ripping Up Ticket in Front of Parking Attendant

Joe Mixon — yes, that Joe Mixon — is suspended for tonight’s Oklahoma game versus Iowa State. “I regret that I did not respond appropriately to parking attendants and understand and accept the consequences,” Mixon said in a statement.

How does one respond inappropriately to a parking attendant, you may ask?

I'm told from reliable source Mixon tore up a parking ticket in front of an officer. @NEWS9 #Sooners
— Dean Blevins (@DeanBlevins) November 2, 2016

Ah, yeah, that’ll do it.