Kristaps Porzingis Incapable of Looking Mean, No Matter How Menacing He's Become

Kristaps Porzingis scored a career-high 35 points in a Knicks win over the Pistons on Wednesday. 25 of those points came in the first-half. Performances like this are going to keep the Knicks sniffing a playoff berth throughout the season. They will also keep the Knicks fans distracted from the horrible job Phil Jackson has done.

Now let’s talk about Porzingis’ mean mug.

He’s like a baby deer. He’s just so long and awkward and somehow graceful at the same time. He just can’t look mean. His scowls turn into giggles. He needs a beard or something. Can you imagine? Might help with his rebounding numbers.