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Tommie Harris suffered the biggest loss of his life 5 years ago when his wife died. [The Players Tribune]

Eminem and Mark Wahlberg are buying into Dan Gilbert’s sneaker venture. [Cleveland.com]

Antoine Vermette was suspended 10 games for slashing an official. [FOX Sports]

Meanwhile, Gustav Nyquist got 6 games for nearly taking out an opponent’s eye. Which makes complete sense. [The Comeback]

Diamondbacks pitcher Archie Bradley hasn’t shaved since Halloween because that’s the key to winning a Cy Young. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Looking back at LeBron James’ first SI cover way back in 2002. [The Undefeated]

Conor McGregor did an interview with GQ, said some stuff. [MMA Junkie]

Finally, a movie staring funny people.

Michael K. Williams talks to Michael K. Williams about being typecast.

Here’s a super awesome prank involving Greg Maddox throwing batting practice to Kris Bryant. So epic and not staged. So viral.

This supercut of Tom Hardy grunting in Taboo isn’t the greatest thing ever, but it’s close.