Washington Capitals Eliminated From Stanley Cup Playoffs and All Their Fans Got Were These Stupid Towels

The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Washington Capitals, 2-0, in Game 7 of the second round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The Capitals’ Stanley Cup trophy case will remain empty for another year. The good news for Washington fans? They get to take home these cool hand towels that say “UNLEASH THE FURY!”

The bad news is that fury stayed locked in the cabinet tonight.