Comedian Roy Wood Jr. Has a Superstitious Request for Mia Khalifa on Behalf of Cubs Fans

Roy Wood Jr., a standup comic who’s appeared on the Daily Show and had a Comedy Central special, is a devout Cubs fan. He noticed a trend that began when former adult film actress Mia Khalifa blew up Willson Contreras’s DMs, as she tends to do, and politely requested she work her magic again:

No other Cubs? Derivatives also suffice:

Finally, a call for Cub fan solidarity.

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