Florida State football coach Jimbo Fisher may be leaving Tallahassee. He may be staying and putting everyone through the ringer by not delivering straight answers. Today we may have moved into a new era of coaching rumors. FlightTracker is so yesterday. Christmas Tree Tracker is the new hotness.
Reminder: a discarded artificial Christmas tree is not proof of anything except that it’s no longer in the family home. Maybe it’s being replaced by a newer model. Maybe it’s one of those pre-lit versions, and once a block of lights go out, man, you don’t want it. You think Jimbo has time to find where the bad bulb is?
Or maybe it is the first sign of Fisher jumping to Texas A&M. Speculate recklessly amongst yourselves.