Doutzen Kroes … 98% of black women and 93% of black men voted for Doug Jones, propelling him to a win over alleged pedophile Roy Moore in the Alabama senate race … “Why stealing a car might now be a misdemeanor in California” … National Geographic’s nature photographer of the year … a survey says that Facebook is the best place to work … “‘Duck Dynasty’ relative, ex-NBC 5 anchorman vying to be Tarrant County tax official” … attorney gives his son a $4 million birthday party … Mean Girls is coming to Broadway … “Man Flu” is real – the flu hits men harder than women … “Rising river bottom could switch Mississippi to Atchafalaya riverbed in next mega flood” … one of the owners of the Spotted Pig in NYC is accused of sexual harassment …
Kenny Britt is going to the Patriots. Of course he is. [Boston Herald]
How Baker Mayfield is like Bitcoin; why college football stars should skip bowl games; and there’s a way the Giancarlo Stanton trade is like Kevin Durant’s free agency decision. [Podcast]
Great story about the one-time great Bengals nose tackle Tim Krumrie, who is fighting brain trauma. [Cincinnati.com]
Bill Snyder, who is 78, will return as Kansas State head coach in 2018. [K-State Rivals]
Gordon Hayward has been watching the Celtics, and offers thoughts on how their games are progressing. [Globe]
This Nick Foles-as-Jeff Hostetler stuff is silly. The defense could carry them to one win – I doubt they’ll get home field advantage – but a Super Bowl? Come on. 
Knicks 113, Lakers 109, in overtime. Porzingis was fantastic with 37 points; Lonzo Ball was very good, but Brandon Ingram hurt the Lakers: 2-for-12, five turnovers. [LA Times]
Savvy Jim Harbaugh is taking the Michigan Wolverines to practice at the high school of a 5-star recruit. [Wolverine Lounge]
Longtime columnist Dick Jeraldi in Philadelphia has written has last column. [Philly.com]
Woman attacked by a shark on her honeymoon. Why would you swim with sharks? Anyone?
A woman was busted smoking on a plane. So she screamed, “I will kill everyone on this plane.” It didn’t end well for her.
It’s still bizarre to me that Carson Wentz tore his ACL on this play. Was it on the plant before the dive, or did his leg get sandwiched between two helmets?