Nick Young and Iggy Azalea ate dinner at the same Los Angeles restaurant on Sunday. After they were spotted, The Daily Mail said that they were on a dinner date. Azalea got very mad online about that claim and wished the reporter who published the piece a very bad Christmas. It’s a very dark and mean-spirited rant that briefly pauses to talk about broken candy canes. (She has since deleted the tweets.)
The candy cane tweet belongs in another thread. If I showed you that one alone you would think it was a joke. It couldn’t be further from hoping the guy vomits on his own dick before the fireworks on New Years Eve. Maybe candy canes are a great delicacy in Australia. Who knows. And speaking of food, here’s the first tweet that Azalea sent in the rant.
If Los Angeles isn’t one of the biggest cities in the world, it’s definitely one of the biggest cities in America. They have a population of nearly 4 million people. And they are apparently all trying to get a table at the same restaurant. The fact that people like Nick Young – who took a job in a different city – insist on coming back to eat can’t help.
This tweet should also act as a beacon to all prospective restaurateurs out there. Go to Los Angeles. There are only a couple places to eat and everyone keeps running into their exes during important dinner meetings. Those people must be dying for a hot dog stand or a cafe or just a place that has booths with very high partitions so that you can’t see anyone else.