Ohio teen was planning mass school shooting, killed himself in bathroom instead … Robert Mueller has more Russians in the crosshairs … Jon Gruden still thinks highly of Connor Cook, who wasn’t a captain … Speak now or forever hold your AR-15 … Vita Vea is a monster … Drunk dude takes Uber from West Virginia to New Jersey … Jim Kelly’s cancer has returned … Steel and aluminum tariff announcement sinks stocks … West Virginia teachers continue strike … College baseball coach who didn’t want recruits from Colorado fired … Seattle Seahawks looking to move Michael Bennett … We can’t get rid of The Mooch … Hard pass on the creepy clown hotel … East Lansing lawyer wants an apology from ESPN … Putin has some unbelievable new weapons … Gabrielle Union
Ever dream of getting out of the rat race and becoming a local bookie? You know, for entertainment purposes. [Sports Handle]
Chevy Chase got into a roadside incident with some youths who had to look him up. [Fox News]
The Atlanta Braves want a top prospect to wear his cap straight. Fire up the Take Machine because we have a doozy on our hands. [MLB]
Fox News executive who wrote that famous Olympic column is out. [Buzzfeed]
Behold, the mayor of Flop City.
Look at the angle on this bank shot. How?
Taking Back Sunday — “Timberwolves at New Jersey”