8. Boomer and Sooner, Oklahoma
I get that Boomer (Sooner is not pictured) is supposed to be a “white pony” but in reality he’s more of a centaur. How do I know this? Because he has hands, not hooves. He also needs a comb-over and that mouth is really freaking me out. He’s got some John Elway-level choppers.
7. The Highlander, Radford
He’s a dude in a skirt, but looks like he just wants to go hang out at Twin Peaks. Why is he wearing Ted Nugent’s hunting vest? And what’s with the beard? It’s like the worst parts of Brooklyn slammed together in mascot form.