6. Super Frog, TCU
Is it me or does he look like a rejected final boss from a Mario Bros game? And “Super Frog” sounds like the name of a professional wrestler you’d see in a show at the local VFW.
5. Friar Dom, Providence
That’s not a friar, this is a friar. Dom just looks like what would happen if Gollum donated blood and stood up quickly after. In reality he’s just the Ghost of Christmas Nightmares (Dickens left him out of the final draft).