Rod Rosenstein told Donald Trump he wasn’t a target of the Cohen probe … New York Rangers were willing to part with Lundquist … Jalen Hurts to become free agent if he doesn’t win starting job … Barack Obama wrote a tribute to the Parkland survivors … Power restored to most of Puerto Rico … New York Giants release Brandon Marshall … This would have resulted in a very different Indiana Jones … We’re losing porn stars … Rudy Giuliani to join president’s legal team … No one is having a worse day than this MMA announcer … A-Rod’s cousin abducted when Lambo deal goes south … Kanye West is dropping a new album … Kardashians closing all DASH stores … Kushner family business update … Theranos employees had an interesting twist on Space Invaders … Interesting new obstacle to legal sports gambling in Missouri … Emmanuelle Chriqui.
Strong take: Bryan Curtis is the best sportswriter in America. [The Ringer]
Will Smith met Michael Jackson one time. Don’t worry, it was quite memorable. [Esquire]
King of Swaziland has a bold new marketing strategy. [BBC]
Bless the ClickHole.
Every day, the discourse just gets better.