Roundup: Petitioners Want Adidas to Drop Kanye, UK Parliament Threatens Mark Zuckerberg, Kevin Smith on Surviving Heart Attack

Taylor Hill … World’s oldest known spider meets fate you often read about of world’s oldest known human … People are petitioning Adidas to drop Kanye … First look at new Jordan 3 … Hasbro pays over half a billion dollars for Power Rangers franchise … Ashley Judd sues Harvey Weinstein … Cambridge Analytica is going away … Suns hire Jazz assistant Igor Kokoskov as head coach … “Yale has given out 2,500 honorary degrees since 1701 — and only pulled back one” … Survey says young adults are lonely … A look at the royal wedding guest list … Sabrina the Teenage Witch series coming to Netflix … Person of interest named after young Pennsylvania couple was murdered in their home … Japanese roller coaster riders stranded for two hours in ride stall … NY Mag vertical turns viral headlines into t-shirts … 

The 20 most influential sports executives [SBJ]

The Daily Mail has the grisliest long headlines: “Hundreds of dead newborn girls have been found dumped in garbage piles in Pakistan over the last year as cultural preference for boys drives more parents to murder babies” [Daily Mail]

The latest Jordan Peterson profile [Esquire]

New ESPN Twitter shows include one with Katie Nolan and one with Jacoby and Russillo [ESPN PR]

UK Parliament threatens to make Mark Zuckerberg testify the next time he’s in the country [Slate]

Evidently, kangaroos do not take kindly to selfies [VICE]

Just watching a YouTube video of this motorcyclist going about 185 MPH on the Autobahn scares the heck out of me

Kevin Smith tells Stephen Colbert how he stayed calm during a heart attack

Every day is a good day to rewatch Randy Savage compilation promos

Political lovers are feasting on these comments from Rudy about Trump’s payout to the porn star