Roundup: Harvard's Social Justice Warrior Course; Ichiro's Farewell; Change Your Twitter Password

 … Teen clown stabs boyfriend during sex … Harvard to offer a social justice class …Bruce Arians joining CBS booth … Rudy went rogue on Fox and the White House was stunned … Terry Rozier reaching new heights … Amy Schumer released from hospital … Mystery pooper at New Jersey high school turns out to be rival superintendent … That beef you’re eating may be recalled … Jay-Z subpoenaed in SEC probe … John McCain reads from his final memoir … Ichiro transitioning to a Dwight Schrute-like role … Never too early to pick your Kentucky Derby horse … Feel-good story on a NESN cameraman … 15 kindergartners get sick during Shedd Aquarium visit … Everyone needs to change their Twitter passwords … Why the Knicks decided to go with David Fizdale … What to expect from Iran if the nuclear deal disappears … Daisy Ridley

For my money there is no better news story than when a beer finds, then drinks a tremendous amount of beer. [NBC News]

The gambler who cracked the horse-racing code. [Bloomberg]

Penn State is going to win a Big Ten championship with Pat Chambers. You heard it here first. [Sports Illustrated]

Allen Iverson waxing poetic about stepping over Ty Lue will never get old. [The Postgame]

Hello darkness, my old friend.

Now this is a political ad.