Jimmy Pitaro reflects on his first 60 days as ESPN prez … Wayne Rooney coming to DC United … Should you ask a baby for consent before changing its diaper … We’re growing ears on forearms now … Texans wide receiver picking minicamp over Penn graduation … Spotify removes R. Kelly’s music from its playlists … Mike Pence would like this whole Mueller thing to be done … Rudy Giuliani leaving law firm … Rolls Royce making SUV … Six pedestrians injured in NYC crash … Well, this is certainly an interesting defense … Eli Manning memorabilia case to begin next week … White House aide disrespects John McCain … Friday Night Lights back … Genius takes GameBoy camera to Formula 1 race … How much beer does your state drink … Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle are canoodling … Happy Mother’s Day, here’s some bad news … Excellent trolling … Brooklyn Nine-Nine canceled by Fox … Gisele
Chicago Tribune columnist apologizes for incredibly stupid Roquan Smith column. [Trib]
Ratings are up, but are Skip Bayless and Colin Cowherd worth it? [Forbes]
Golden State: still hungry. [Uproxx]
If the New Jersey sports gambling case ends in a no, then what? [Sports Handle]
Jason Witten may be good at this.
Paging Jeffrey Maier.