Perhaps motivated by all the web’s thinkpieces on the show, or perhaps just capitalizing on an opportunity to make Mike Greenberg look like a giant weirdo, Get Up is pushing the below grape-related content to get people talking.
That’s Greeny admitting on camera that it takes him three bites to finish a single grape. And that he sucks out the inside like he’s housing an oyster or something. This is the knowledge I didn’t know I needed. Now it’s impossible to go back to a time when I didn’t know it.
Can’t wait for the rest of Greenberg’s bizarre idiosyncrasies to come to light. The public must know exactly what makes him tick.