Patrick Reed Looks Gift Horse in Mouth

Masters champion and Imagine Dragons enthusiast Patrick Reed received free tickets to the Boston Red Sox game on Wednesday night. Did he have a good time? Well, that’s complicated, as are all entries into the “line drive section.”

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Thank you @pgatour for the tickets to the @RedSox game tonight. I love how you put my wife, sister in law and myself in the line drive section. We paid $650 to upgrade our seats and ended up in the same section as the rest of the @PGATOUR! #frontrow

A post shared by Patrick Reed (@preedgolf) on Aug 29, 2018 at 6:19pm PDT

There’s no such thing as a free lunch and there’s no such thing as a free ticket to the ballgame. Even a Moonlight Graham act of kindness came with a catch. Everyone knows that. Stay alert out there, folks.

Thank goodness Reed was liquid enough to drop the extra $650 to escape his hellish digs. So many others have been less fortunate.