One of my low-key favorite parts of the NFL is the banal soundbites that come out of the coaches in postgame press conferences. This week, Hue Jackson and Sean McDermott distinguished themselves in the field.
First we’ve got Hue, trying to explain how Josh Gordon started when he wasn’t supposed to, and putting everyone’s mind in a pretzel:
Next we’ve got McDermott, not wanting to go out on a ledge to evaluate Nathan Peterman, who was 5-18 for 24 yards and 2 INTs, and got benched for Josh Allen in a 47-3 drubbing by the Ravens:
Who ya got?