Donald Trump paints self as real victim of hurricane that killed 3,000 … Dan Le Batard engaged …Hugo Lloris out several weeks with thigh injury … Are we losing the democracy habit … Bezos getting into the preschool game … Snakes on a plane … Tim Tebow with universe’s most attractive woman … Brandon McCarthy to retire with 69 nice wins … Love to read the Uranus Examiner … New Jersey is raking it in with legal betting … Series of explosions rock suburban Boston … Spider-Man is a cop … Anthony Rizzo wore his uniform for the entire road trip … Rihanna having a moment during NYFW … Hurricane Florence and the looming pig feces problem … PGA players are used to playing hungover … Live Hurricane Florence updates … Zoe Kravitz … Aaron Paul joining Westworld
A night with bald, freckly Scott Van Pelt. [Hartford Courant]
David Wright, who is retiring, will always be a Met. [NY Post]
Norm Macdonald went on Howard Stern, possibly made things worse. [Hollywood Reporter]
Jason Witten on his Monday Night Football debut.
Can’t believe I missed Maradona and Salt Bae. This is a vital clip.