Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen co-hosted CNN’s New Year’s Eve coverage from Times Square last night and were allowed to have a little fun while doing so. That fun came in the form of tequila shots. Cohen drank them very normally. Cooper, well, had a different experience.
OK. What to even say about this? First, the obvious: tequila is a foul liquid and should never, under any circumstances, be knowingly consumed. But if one finds themselves in such a dire situation, perhaps there’s a smoother way to handle it than turning into a mix between Cathy from the cartoon strips and an overacting theater major.
On the other hand, this was a pretty good summation of being alive in 2018, so there’s some artistic value behind the pure entertainment.
Anyway, happy 2019. May all this year’s content be so rich.