Barbara Palvin … Over $100 billion in assets to be divvied up in divorce of MacKenzie and Jeff Bezos … Affair rumors … “She bragged to a man on a dating app about poaching deer. He was a game warden” … Threat of teachers strike in Los Angeles … Trump stormed out of a meeting with Pelosi and Schumer … TSA screeners quitting amidst government shutdown … “DNA samples of staff sought at Phoenix care center where woman in vegetative state gave birth” … Sean Payton rolled out $225K and the Lombardi trophy and told the Saints to go get it … The Oscars still don’t have a host, may just go with a hodgepodge of presenters … Impossible Burger 2.0 looks like a legit burger … “Wedding DJ who killed, raped teacher in 1992 caught after sister uploads DNA to genealogy site“.
Fittest 50 athletes in sports [SI.com]
5 NBA players who need more minutes [Bleacher Report]
Anheuser-Busch going big with Super Bowl ads [Ad Age]
“Research details how junk food companies influence China’s nutrition policy” [NY Times]
Miami wants Jalen Hurts; he and Manny Diaz followed each other on Twitter 
NBA players are cropping their pants to show off their sneakers [GQ]
25 Ivy League classes you can take online for free [Mental Floss]
Giannis and Harden dueled in Houston
I rewatched Back to School lately and it holds up; this scene is incredible.
Bluegrass cover of Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’