Zion Williamson’s college career likely over … Man severely injured in Dodger Stadium altercation … Chris Rock rips Jussie Smollett … Jeff Bezos’ investigators find Saudis compromised his private data … April Fools Day has to be the worst of the year …Pretty excited by the new Twilight Zone … Another season goes by with the Kings missing the NBA playoffs … Scientist may have discovered evidence from the day the dinosaurs died … Surely nothing bad will come from widespread belief in wild conspiracies … Kyle Martino briefly banned from Twitter … Nipsey Hussle shot and killed … Auburn, first-time Final Four participant … Michael Irvin gets a clean bill of health … Asking my wife if marriage is obsolete and seeing what happens … “That Game” was baseball … Xander Bogaerts and Red Sox close on 7-year extension … Camilla Mendes.
Why Florida Man is a thing, besides the obvious. [USA Today]
Using a plastic bag? Fahgetaboutit. [ABC News]
Nic Cage wants his Vegas marriage annulled, says he was too drunk. [Pix 11]
Favorite sporting moment of the weekend.
What’s that smell?