Alex Rodriguez's New Girlfriend, Fitness Model Erin Simmons, Has 12.5% Bodyfat

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Throwback Thursday to the good ol' short hair days. A few more months til those days are back! ?? #ThrowbackThursday #shorthair #snipsnip #sixpack #girlswithabs #girlswithmuscle #fitgirls #fitspo #fitnessmodel #fitnessphotography #ESFabs #erinsimmonsfitness

A post shared by Erin Simmons (@erinsimmonsfitness) on May 7, 2015 at 6:01pm PDT

Alex Rodriguez appears to have a new girlfriend. Terez Owens posits that A-Rod’s new girlfriend is Erin Simmons. According to her Instagram, she is an “ex-track athlete, fitness model, track coach, triathlete, and obstacle course competitor” and she is “busy living life to the fullest.” Simmons was working on her doctorate at Texas A&M where she was/is an assistant track coach. On December 14th, Simmons and A-Rod attended a charity event together. A few days later, Simmons posted her bodyfat test results to Instagram. 12.5%, which is approximately the same percentage of Yankees fans who still root for A-Rod to succeed.

Now, that’s how you end a post with a joke.

And that’s how you end a joke with a sick Fast & Furious reference for no particular reason.

[Images via Instagram/erinsimmonsfit, h/t Terez Owens]