Bud Light Super Bowl Commercial Features Minka Kelly, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and a Llama

This Bud Light Super Bowl commercial is almost four minutes long, but it will apparently be abridged into 90 seconds and run in two parts during the game. The protagonist swaggerjacked NFL Network reporter Ian Rapoport’s name, and he seems a bit perplexed by all this.

The whole thing is a haphazard stream-of-consciousness in the ideal night for a random bro. After getting introduced to Minka Kelly, he has an elevator encounter with Don Cheadle and a llama before falling victim to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s shady ping-pong tactics. Nothing makes even the least bit of sense.

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