Cardinals and Jets First 11 Drives Have Been Slightly Horrific

The Arizona Cardinals flew to New York to play the lowly Jets with an overwhelming expectation of ineptitude, but this game is uglier than a topless Terrence Cody. That hilariously sad graphic you see above is not lying. The Cards and Jets have combined for 11 drives resulting in 5 punts, 4 picks, a missed field goal, and a turnover on downs.

I fully expect the cherry on top to be for an actual Cardinal to swoop in and steal the football, ultimately stopping the bleeding.