CBS's Exclusive Mike McQueary Interview Lasted a Whole 24 Seconds

Following Bob Costas’ NBC interview with Jerry Sandusky, CBS knew it needed a big exclusive to keep up. So reporter Armen Keteyian got former Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary. For a good 24 seconds. Here is the CBS News transcript of McQueary’s “interview” with Armen Keteyian:

“When do you think you’ll be ready to talk,” Keteyian asked.

“The whole process has to play out,” McQueary replied. “I just don’t have anything else to say.”

“Describe your emotions right now.”

“All over the place, just kind of shaken.”

“Crazy?”

“Crazy,” McQueary replied.

“You said like what, Mike?”

“Like a snow globe.”

“Like a snow globe,” Keteyian asked.

“Yes sir.”

Like a snow globe should be a big part of the internet soon. Oh, and by the way – Good get, CBS!

[Vid via Business Insider]