Commanders New Mascot Tuddy is a Walking Nightmare
By Liam McKeone

The Washington Commanders unveiled a new mascot that for some reason has been kept from the public until Week 18. Putting aside the confusion of that decision-making process, the actual mascot itself is a giant hog named Tuddy. Sunday's meaningless matchup against the Dallas Cowboys is Tuddy's first exposure to the public.
The thing is a walking nightmare.
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— Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) January 8, 2023
Why is it walking around with a football (?) in its stomach? Why is the grin so wide? Why does this exist?
I acknowledge that the Commanders are a bit tough to create a mascot for but they appear to have just given up completely and gone with the whole "pigskin" route. Which they should have considered for the team name!