Donald Trump's Self-Reported Weight Is 215. People Aren't Buying It.

Donald Trump surrendered to authorities in Atlanta on Thursday to be booked on more than a dozen charges related to his attempts to overturn the results of the 2020 election in Georgia. We've already seen his mugshot, but as part of his booking, Trump was asked his height and weight, his answers were hilarious. And the Internet isn't buying it.
Here's the official booking record including Trump's "self reported" height and weight:
Donald J. Trump
— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) August 24, 2023
Height: 6’ 3”
Weight: 215 pic.twitter.com/sYNXyJu8QO
Yeah, that's right, Donald Trump says he's 6-foot-3, 215 pounds. People went nuts when reading that because, let's be real, it's objectively hilarious.
Here's a very recent photo of Trump:
And here is a list of NFL players who are at or around 215 pounds:
A brief list of NFL players who are around 6'3, 215 lbs.
— Jeanna Kelley (@jeannathomas) August 25, 2023
- Derek Carr (exactly 6'3, 215)
- WR Michael Thomas (6'3, 212)
- Mac Jones (6'3, 220)
- Jordan Love (6'4, 219)
- Lamar Jackson (6'2, 215)
- Matthew Stafford (6'3, 220)
- Mike Williams (6'4, 218)
- C.J. Stroud (6'3, 217)
Here are some of the best replies to Trump's height:
You can’t just throw out 6 ft 3 215 with a bunch of combine sickos hanging out on here.
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) August 25, 2023
Just saying, he’s 6’4 and 215. pic.twitter.com/IvRCUUBvtT
— Brandon Margolis (@BrandonMargolis) August 24, 2023
Trump is 215 and the Yankees are winning the 2023 World Series
— Patches O’Houlihan (@sondraa) August 25, 2023
Jeff: Hey, AI, can you create a story where Donald Trump, who knows deep down he weighs 350 pounds, lies and tells people he only weighs 215 pounds?
— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) August 25, 2023
AI: No prob, Big J.#215pounds https://t.co/FGq2aDW3IO pic.twitter.com/EH2snUsm0K
I’m now also 6’3’’ 215
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) August 24, 2023
Diet complete ✅ . https://t.co/oJMVwIinnQ
nothing to see here. just two 6-foot-3, 215-pound athletes in the prime of their lives pic.twitter.com/XwFu1xDG6J
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) August 24, 2023
me when i hear that trump is 215 pounds pic.twitter.com/UYY8mwrjE5
— IShowSpeedEditz (@IShowSpeedEditz) August 24, 2023
Me seeing the reports that Trump is 6’3” and 215 pounds pic.twitter.com/AwDiuRRU40
— Blake Garman (@FrostedBlakes34) August 25, 2023
Both of these people are listed at 6'3", 215 lbs. 😑 pic.twitter.com/xUU94v6nTO
— Maynerd (@maynerdrules) August 24, 2023
I mean, regardless of where you fall on the political spectrum, we all know Donald Trump hasn't been 215 pounds since like 1975. It do think it's hilarious he self-reported that with a straight face.