Funniest Tweets About Drew Brees' New Hairline
Drew Brees is making his debut on NBC Thursday night as the NFL kicks off the 2021 season. But in pregame, no one on Twitter was talking about the big-ticket matchup between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Dallas Cowboys. No, everyone was discussing Brees' new hairline. Which was ... pretty startling.
Brees had a decidedly thinning hairline over the final few seasons of his career with the New Orleans Saints. All of a sudden he showed up Thursday night with a full head of luscious locks. I think we all know something is up.
Here's a comparison:
Drew Brees’ hair is on PEDs. pic.twitter.com/HVWc91hJGL
— tony (@radioonthetony) September 10, 2021
I don't think I need to tell you that Twitter had an absolute field day with Brees' hair. Here are some of the best tweets we saw of people reacting to his shocking mane.
Drew Brees hair *send tweet* pic.twitter.com/B0CCvCWYnd
— Pub Sports Radio ™ (@PubSportsRadio) September 9, 2021
Drew Brees got some bad hair advice.
— Patrick Schmidt (@PatrickASchmidt) September 9, 2021
Wtf is on your head Drew? pic.twitter.com/IivwbLqgF2
— Brock (@brock_leblanc) September 9, 2021
Alright, what happened to Drew Brees' hair?
— Jeff (@Gerb3X) September 9, 2021
Bruh Drew Brees has the fakest hair I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/YOUFmzv7vW
— thrillhouse (@Sergaholic) September 9, 2021
I love you Drew Brees, but you ain’t foolin nobody with this new hair dawg ??? pic.twitter.com/CxqLmJTQwC
— Trey Area (@kdsexual) September 10, 2021
Looks like Drew Brees has been getting that Deion Sanders/Brian Urlacher hair transplant treatment ? pic.twitter.com/kW15h7JDJT
— Bill Swerski (@chimeathead) September 9, 2021
TRIGGER WARNING FOR THOSE LOSING THEIR HAIR IN THEIR 30s & 40s:
— Larry Bryant (he, him, his) (@pozitivebrown) September 9, 2021
Drew Brees has clearly been spending his retirement, um, growing his hair, um, for television. pic.twitter.com/nHkoYWBLGA
Who had a better retirement fake-hair glow-up, Drew Brees or Brian Urlacher? #DALvsTB #TNF pic.twitter.com/K1IZcs71ap
— Josh Zielinski (@citizen_jz) September 9, 2021
Drew Brees with fresh hair piece pic.twitter.com/jXDAtWkefg
— Jonathan Dixon⚜️ (@JDixonNOLA) September 10, 2021
Drew Brees paid 20k for a hair transplant and 5$ on hair dye
— Bryan (@bryankovar) September 9, 2021
I mean. We’re all thrown off by Drew Brees’ hair, right?
— jenna (@ItStartsWithA_J) September 9, 2021
Drew Brees think he slick with that hair transplant
— Crispin (@dtrouble) September 10, 2021
Loved Drew Brees as our quarterback but someone had to say something about that hair. It's just awful.
— Jason Herbert (@HerbertHistory) September 9, 2021