Dude Person and Rowdy Beers Make College Choices
By Kyle Koster
It's a damn travesty that so many people have gone through their lives unaware that there's a football player named Dude Person, but that oversight was corrected this morning as the free safety announced his commitment to Central Arkansas University. Person, a 5-foot-11, 185 product of the Class of 2020, had been playing at Northwest Mississippi Community College.
I'm not Dude Perfect, I'm just a pic.twitter.com/Ww3l8YX63F
— Kyle Koster (parody impersonation) (@KyleKoster) December 20, 2022
If Dude Perfect does not move immediately to cook up some sort of creative NIL deal here, it will be a missed opportunity.
Person was not the only immaculately named prospect this week to line up a school for next year. Rowdy Beers, a 6-foot-5, 225 pound tight end/defensive end, is off to Florida International University in the fall to become an instant fan favorite on and off the field.
All glory to God!!Committed!!! I would like to thank my parents and my coaches for the sacrifices they made and making me the player and person I am today. Paws up 🐾!!! @JoshuaEargle @CoachMcGat @FIUFootball @zachwilsonvalor pic.twitter.com/YUSmpDf0S2
— Rowdy Beers (@RowdyBeers_88) December 20, 2022
What a time to be alive and see parents taking some real chances in the naming department.