Enes Kanter Getting Clowned For Fourth of July T-Shirt Post
By Liam McKeone

Enes Kanter had a pretty solid NBA career and his fame was buffeted by an open feud with Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, president and wannabe dictator of Turkey. His offensive rebounding prowess and willingness to antagonize Erdoğan gained him a lot of popularity among all sorts of circles. For some reason he chose to use that popularity to pivot into right-wing politics and has joined the "shut up and dribble" crowd as he espouses the usual nonsense on Fox News and the like. All that is another way of saying the guy completely faded into the background once he stopped playing basketball and is now simply one of the many mindless drones who all spew the same angry, "anti-woke" rhetoric.
All that was necessary to explain why Kanter posted a picture of himself on the Fourth of July with a t-shirt that says "My Pronouns Are USA" as a gotcha to the libs.
Happy 4th of July, America 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/g3eFIFa1bW
— Enes FREEDOM (@EnesFreedom) July 4, 2023
Along with inciting a slew of bots to provide links to this t-shirt in the replies, because Twitter is still very much broken, Kanter invited quite a few memes that were... not complimentary. To his playing career or his understanding of grammar.
You’re not a pro anymore so they’re called washednouns actually https://t.co/9I7W8Xab9C
— Ashtyn Butuso (@lil_buts) July 4, 2023
My pronouns is Can't Play Kanter pic.twitter.com/IWybLPSrQ9 https://t.co/GzvSgbm3Sw
— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) July 4, 2023
if you were to earnestly write sentences using “usa” as someone’s pronouns, it would look like an impression of Jar Jar Binks https://t.co/eS6W0Fg9HD
— Sam Haft (@SamHaft) July 5, 2023
I can’t believe this idiot played for my team twice https://t.co/Xfj5aqwhl6
— semaJ (@semaJ7272) July 4, 2023
every time mf posts the lira value goes down https://t.co/KBtH5mhJ9Z
— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) July 5, 2023
When I go to the US Embassy for my visa interview https://t.co/cy6NTxypVd
— Le5-6 (@deepyy_) July 4, 2023
As Kendall Roy would say: bad tweet!