Georgia Soccer Player Arrested for Shoplifting Hash Browns in Her Pants

Campus police, man. Wanna-be Barnie Fife took her to jail where she had to post $1,5000 bond for that $1 hash brown. Perhaps the most embarrassing aspect? It didn’t involve grits. I’m not buying this really happened in Georgia unless there was a side of grits involved as well.

[photo via US Presswire]