Internet Discovers Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' Wife's Pet Monkey Following Halloween Incident

A pet monkey belonging to the wife of Texas special teams coordinator/tight end coach Jeff Banks had Twitter buzzing on Monday night. Someone tweeted that a monkey bit a trick-or-treater at Banks home on Halloween, which lead the Internet to discover that Banks' wife, Dani, was an exotic dancer who worked under the name, "Pole Assassin." She sometimes appeared on stage with her pet monkey, Gia. Here's a clip of her 2017 appearance on the The Jerry Springer Show which you can watch in its entirety on Facebook.
@Pole_Assassin = #GOAT!!!! Is this the greatest pole dancer to ever hit our stage? #JerrySpringer pic.twitter.com/TJvM8yu3qE
— The Jerry Springer Show (@SpringerTV) November 23, 2017
Now for what started this. Here is the original tweet.
I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween.
— Tom Campbell (@thomasgcampbell) November 1, 2021
The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.
Dani Banks responded to that tweet saying, "Lies." PFT Commenter then got involved and she responded saying the child wandered onto a different part of the property. She responded to multiple people and posted a video showing where the animals lived. Banks said that she did not know about the incident when it happened. Her entire account was deleted sometime after 11 p.m. ET.
Gia has over 8,000 followers and is still active on Instagram.
Jeff Banks is in his first year under Steve Sarkasian at Texas after spending three seasons in the same position at Alabama under Nick Saban. Banks took the Texas job so he could be closer to his four children who still live with their mother in College Station where he coached Texas A&M.
Banks name was floated in October as a possible replacement for Nick Rolovich at Washington State. He is currently the highest-paid special teams coach in the country.
One name to watch in the Washington State search is Texas asst head coach/special teams Jeff Banks. Former Washington State player who was a key member of Nick Saban's staff. Making $1 million at Texas.
— Dennis Dodd (@dennisdoddcbs) October 19, 2021
Who knows where this story goes from here, but Texas is 4-4 this season so this is probably not the defining storyline they wanted.