Jerry Jones Has a Personal Glasses Cleaner [UPDATE]
By Jason Lisk
Jerry Jones is too busy recording rap commercials and discussing his football team to be bothered to clean his glasses. When you are a NFL owner, you get someone to do it for you. Better gig than the Royal Buttwiper, I suppose.
[UPDATE: A reader claims the glasses cleaner is Jerry’s son-in-law, Shy Anderson. Upon closer inspection – a google image search – it does appear to be Anderson doing the cleaning.]
