Roundup: Joe Rogan Self-Treating COVID; NYC and New Jersey Floods; Texas Outlaws Abortion

Rain hit New York City and the surrounding areas last night and the flooding was devastating ... Taliban members escorted Americans to gates at the Kabul airport in a secret agreement ... Texas has basically made abortion illegal ... in response Joe Biden has vowed to protect Roe v. Wade ... Roy Kent is CGI is the best conspiracy theory out there right now ... the defense has rested in the Robert Durst trial ... Disney writers throw support behind Scarlett Johansson ... woman shot by police after running over sherriff with car, confronting people fixing water main ...
Spotify's highest profile employee and UFC commentator Joe Rogan caught COVID and immediately began to treat it at home with a bunch of stuff, including the horse dewormer. [Uproxx]
Mets General Manager Zack Scott busted for drunk driving. [New York Post]
The NFL is opening an investigation into Urban Meyer's claim vaccination status played a part in final cuts. [PFT]
Six freshman Kentucky football players have plead not guilty to burglary charges stemming from an incident at a party. [ESPN]
Nationals executives resign rather than get the COVID vaccine. [Yahoo!]
The Timberwolves are interested in adding Ben Simmons. [NBC]
The Cowboys picked up quarterback Will Grier off waivers. [USA TODAY]
Tyrann Mathieu tested positive for COVID-19, but he's vaccinated. [FanSided]
BREAKING: With all the controversy around the program, Bishop Sycamore’s top prospect, Drew Dawkins, says he will be entering the 2022 NFL draft.
— Andrew Hawkins (@Hawk) August 31, 2021
ESPN will now be airing this pro day footage after confirming its legitimacy. pic.twitter.com/wQxdyFijz2
George Carlin on abortion. [NSFW]
Nothing on the field will top this moment! pic.twitter.com/LqCm8Ims2J
— Scott Merkin (@scottmerkin) September 2, 2021
Having the time of my life at school board meetings pic.twitter.com/OGbNU3gJJr
— Nick Lutsko (@NickLutsko) August 31, 2021
The Mayor of Kingstown looks intertsting.