Justin Verlander, Kate Upton's Boyfriend, Will Face the Yankees With A-Rod On Bench
By Tim Ryan
This lofty showdown has two possible outcomes, and only two: Verlander will either mow the Yankees down for eight dominant innings, all but nailing the coffin shut, or the Yanks will get to Kate Upton’s beau early and often, miraculously giving New York an unexpected sense of hope. However, based on Joe Girardi’s putrid lineup, the latter is clearly well beyond any semblance of reality.
It’s understood that the polarizing third baseman brings a slew of negatives to the table, like his baffling addiction to striking out and his unwavering desire to reside in pound-town, but let’s be realistic for a change. Eric Chavez’s bat was euthanized well over five years ago and Eduardo Nunez is … Eduardo Nunez. Having said that, you can now expect this dynamic duo to combine for at least a couple home runs and a plethora of RBIs. That’s just how it works.
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